Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Holidays!

In case you haven't seen this, my holiday gift to you:




13 comments:

lee said...

I'm just like....*sigh*. hahaha.

But 'I can't believe I ate all that' is a phrase commonly uttered around my household this time of year--oye.

Have a great holiday!

WriterGirl said...

thanks for the gift of sexism. there's just not enough around to ruin my holiday spirit.

RachelMaryBean said...

This is cute! Thanks, Suzie. Happy Holidays everyone!

Alex said...

He gets the intonations so good! It's all so accurate!

R.Lynn said...

Oh Man, that's like looking in the mirror of shame! LOL

Dan Krokos said...

"writergirl"--

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!!

Lori M. Lee said...

I'm pretty sure I've said at least half of those XD

Merry Christmas, Suzie!

sprunty said...

I'm waiting for the version with "He said what?!"

Too funny!

J.L. Murphey said...

ROFLMAO! Ah, that's like...so true.

Zoraida Cordova said...

This is almost every girl I know!

Merry Christmas :)

Janet Reid said...

I've heard you say every one of those things!

Also, what Dan said.

JoSVolpe said...

There is a second one?!

Love it.

Kristy Shen said...

That's what she said...

HA HA HA. I love it :) Thanks for the laughs, Suzie!

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Five Random Things About Suzie

1. I drink so much orange soda, it's probably running through my veins. I've been known to go through a twelve pack of diet sunkist in a day.

2. I'm legitimately nocturnal (or a vampire). I will be so exhausted at two pm that I'm falling asleep standing up - it has happened before, at Six Flags no less - but as soon as the sun goes down I'm wide awake.

3. I have a gorgeous unused $6000 Reem Acra wedding dress hanging in my closet, and it showed up on my doorstep the same day my (now ex) fiance broke up with me. And thank God for that. I wouldn't have wanted to waste that dress on him.

4. Social anxiety plagues me daily. I write a script and practice in front of the mirror when I have to make a phone call, but most people who interact with me have no idea how nervous I am (or perhaps they lie) because I've worked so hard to try to overcome it.

5. I'm actually worried that I will never love my children (when I do have them in the far off future) as much as I love my dogs. I just like animals better than people - they're sweet and innocent and soft and furry - is that so wrong?